The Temptation of Saint Anthony

  1. If you only had one hour to live, what would you do in that hour? I'm sure I would choose something that would involve a train ride, then I would have to wait like 20 minutes for the train and then ride it to where ever I am going like 30 minutes, then start walking to where ever I decided to go - oh shit, I'm dead.
  2. Would you ever consider being a porn star? are the drugs and young death included?
  3. What are you wearing right now? I just took my Marli off.
  4. If you were an animal what would you be? The mouse that lives in my apartment for free.
  5. What are you listening to right now? MAD TV and traffic.
  6. Why do you like myspace? It eases the stalking process.
  7. What is the most expensive object you own? My rent.
  8. Whats your favorite hobby? Jetpacking across the country, saving pretty women, and blowing things up.
  9. What is your favorite alcoholic drink? Ones you buy me.
  10. What time do you normally go to bed every night? After my nightly motorcycle ride.
  11. Whats your favorite time of the day? Showertime.
  12. What is your favorite time of the year? I'll still go with Ramadan. More food for the non-Muslims.
  13. Where would you go on a trip if you could get up and go right now? My mom's house. She just got a pool table.
  14. Are you in love, or wish to be in love someday? Love alludes me. All I want is to get lewd.
  15. What do you want to be when you grow up? Christina Applegate
  16. Who is your best friend? Yoko Ono. She is the greatest.
  17. Who was your first true love ever? Was I ever really in love with him?
  18. How many children do you want when you grow up? I'm apopting only working age children.
  19. What type of guy/gal do you find attractive? Drives a Hyundai, compares insurance rates, makes better decisions, knows how life should be.
  20. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? Piercing screams.
  21. What names would you name your children? The only good names come from the Bible.
  22. Name your all time favorite song ever? If it ain't tight, it ain't right.
  23. Name your top five favorite cds? If You Are Feeling Sinister, Cold Roses, No Need To Argue, To Bring You My Love, Up.
  24. Name your top favorite movies? Marli's answer: "James will answer this one: Hedwig and the Angry Inch ("It's a carwash, ladies and gentlemen!"); Party Girl; Bullets over Broadwayl; Bound. (He's looking at me now with a blank face. I think he's done.) No wait: To Kill a Mockingbird. Good job, James."
  25. Whats your pill of choice? Choice pills.
  26. What did you drink last? The blood of a octagenerian.
  27. When was the last time you had sex? A gentleman never tells.
  28. Would you rather shower or take a bath? Shower.
  29. Whats you beer of choice? Brooklyn Lager.
  30. What is your favorite holiday? Guy Fawkes Day
  31. Do you consider yourself overweight? I dont feel like I'm taking up too much space on the subways, so no.
  32. Would you send your kids to public/private school? My kids won't have educations. They will be too busy on the Plantation.
  33. What is one bad habit you need to stop? Kicking the homeless that fall asleep on the subway stairs.
  34. Where would you like to retire? I just want to die.
  35. Whats your favorite tv show? Degrassi, The Next Generation. I am a teenaged girl at heart.
  36. What is your favorite city? NYC of the now.
  37. Whats your favorite food? George Clooney.
  38. Would you rather have true love or win the lotto? Lotto
  39. What is your favorite candy? Milky Way.
  40. Whats your favorite ice cream? I like to mix it up.
  41. Did you finish college? I dropped out 3 days before graduation.
  42. If you got plastic surgery, what would you get done? Finger elongation.
  43. What is your favorite book at the moment? The Devil in the White City
  44. What is your dream job? Concierge, Taco Bell employee, the Verizon guy.
  45. What eye color do you find sexy and irrestible? Vacant and expressionless.

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