A Fun Poem

strong moves warm in time
across street running sun
I am fast gold feet

the moma kids website is pretty cool. go there and find the poetry part and post your poem in the comments section: http://www.moma.org/destination/

Annunciation

  1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? the endless vacancy staring back that has been hollowed out by all the drugs and meaningless sex I've been having.
  2. How much cash do you have on you? My trick kicked me out of the car in Bed-Stuy wearing only my underwear and a tshirt. No cash, but a laptop.
  3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"? Budapest, as in that time I was kidnapped by gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
  4. Favorite plant? That one at my Grandmother's house when I was a kid. I wonder how it is doing now.
  5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? the angel Gabrielle
  6. What is your main ring tone on your phone? Coldplay's Clocks. It is still the one I always go back to because it has the kinds of tones and pitch in it that I can hear.
  7. What shirt are you wearing?multi-stained 3 day old one
  8. Do you "label" yourself?My label says "Do Not Remove by Penalty of Law"
  9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? I have a foot fetish
  10. Bright or Dark Room? I use a digital camera.
  11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?I won't judge you because of that abortion you had in high school.
  12. What were you doing at midnight last night? suppressing my emotions through forced sleep
  13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?Me too. I hope I can make it through this weekend."
  14. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners? I enjoy "Pop Ups"
  15. What's a saying that you say a lot?" There are stairs around the corner to the right."
  16. Who told you they loved you last? the ange Gabrielle.
  17. Last furry thing you touched? I wanted to touch something furry last night, but it was only a first date. Maybe on date 2 then, if there is one.
  18. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days? I get a constant waifting of paint fumes at my office.
  19. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?I think you can freeze embyoes in flim containers.
  20. Favorite age you have been so far? 29 is good, so far. I live in the present.
  21. Your worst enemy? Magda Foxglove, also an assassin in my office group.
  22. What is your current desktop picture? The poster to Brokeback Mountain.
  23. What was the last thing you said to someone?" Yesterday, I chose the cleanest pair"
  24. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?I have no regrets. Always choose the million.
  25. The last song you listened to? The theme song to Gilmore Girls

AND ANOTHER

  1. First thing you did this morning? Touched something furry.
  2. Last thing you ate? Ice cream and cookies.
  3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap? I think it is a silica based polymer.
  4. What's the thing you look forward to most in the next 6 months? Spring Break.
  5. What's annoying you right now? a few regular Johns.
  6. What's the last movie you saw in a theater? John Waters' "A Dirty Shame"
  7. Do you believe in long distance relationships? Gay men can't date beyond 10 blocks.
  8. What's Worse? a) getting hurtb) people not being real with youc) not getting everything you try so hard forArent these all the same?
  9. Is there someone you miss?I hate everyone today.
  10. What inspires you? Kanye West
  11. If you could put together a concert of 5 bands or artists, who would you choose? Jay-Z, Kanye West, Belle and Sebastian, the band doing the Gilmore Girls theme
  12. Song that sums up your love life? Black Eyed Peas' My Humps
  13. What's one thing you wish you were better at doing? Silent Assassination
  14. If you could be anywhere this second, where would you be? Sleeping, in a real bed.
  15. What's your most vivid memory from 6th grade? Learning what masturbation was.
  16. Latest addiction? Milky Way
  17. Have you ever had the slight urge to kill someone? Always, I am an assassin
  18. How many people would you say were interested in you? There was never interest, just use of holes.
  19. What do you love doing? Eating dinner with Sandra Bernhard
  20. Do you think someone thinks about you daily? If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
  21. Who was the last person you saw or talked to? the angel Gabrielle
  22. What do you want to be when you grow up? Someone who can find keyholes in the dark.
  23. What is your favorite food? Pickled Soy-Herring.
  24. How many people do you know with the same name as yours? The knowledge of infinity is an impossible achievement.
  25. What was the last thing you spilled? seed.
Last night in the span of an hour I randomly saw:





















Both are quite striking in person.

Kramer was walking down Thompson Street and Sandra was at Gobo, where I had dinner.

The Temptation of Saint Anthony

  1. If you only had one hour to live, what would you do in that hour? I'm sure I would choose something that would involve a train ride, then I would have to wait like 20 minutes for the train and then ride it to where ever I am going like 30 minutes, then start walking to where ever I decided to go - oh shit, I'm dead.
  2. Would you ever consider being a porn star? are the drugs and young death included?
  3. What are you wearing right now? I just took my Marli off.
  4. If you were an animal what would you be? The mouse that lives in my apartment for free.
  5. What are you listening to right now? MAD TV and traffic.
  6. Why do you like myspace? It eases the stalking process.
  7. What is the most expensive object you own? My rent.
  8. Whats your favorite hobby? Jetpacking across the country, saving pretty women, and blowing things up.
  9. What is your favorite alcoholic drink? Ones you buy me.
  10. What time do you normally go to bed every night? After my nightly motorcycle ride.
  11. Whats your favorite time of the day? Showertime.
  12. What is your favorite time of the year? I'll still go with Ramadan. More food for the non-Muslims.
  13. Where would you go on a trip if you could get up and go right now? My mom's house. She just got a pool table.
  14. Are you in love, or wish to be in love someday? Love alludes me. All I want is to get lewd.
  15. What do you want to be when you grow up? Christina Applegate
  16. Who is your best friend? Yoko Ono. She is the greatest.
  17. Who was your first true love ever? Was I ever really in love with him?
  18. How many children do you want when you grow up? I'm apopting only working age children.
  19. What type of guy/gal do you find attractive? Drives a Hyundai, compares insurance rates, makes better decisions, knows how life should be.
  20. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? Piercing screams.
  21. What names would you name your children? The only good names come from the Bible.
  22. Name your all time favorite song ever? If it ain't tight, it ain't right.
  23. Name your top five favorite cds? If You Are Feeling Sinister, Cold Roses, No Need To Argue, To Bring You My Love, Up.
  24. Name your top favorite movies? Marli's answer: "James will answer this one: Hedwig and the Angry Inch ("It's a carwash, ladies and gentlemen!"); Party Girl; Bullets over Broadwayl; Bound. (He's looking at me now with a blank face. I think he's done.) No wait: To Kill a Mockingbird. Good job, James."
  25. Whats your pill of choice? Choice pills.
  26. What did you drink last? The blood of a octagenerian.
  27. When was the last time you had sex? A gentleman never tells.
  28. Would you rather shower or take a bath? Shower.
  29. Whats you beer of choice? Brooklyn Lager.
  30. What is your favorite holiday? Guy Fawkes Day
  31. Do you consider yourself overweight? I dont feel like I'm taking up too much space on the subways, so no.
  32. Would you send your kids to public/private school? My kids won't have educations. They will be too busy on the Plantation.
  33. What is one bad habit you need to stop? Kicking the homeless that fall asleep on the subway stairs.
  34. Where would you like to retire? I just want to die.
  35. Whats your favorite tv show? Degrassi, The Next Generation. I am a teenaged girl at heart.
  36. What is your favorite city? NYC of the now.
  37. Whats your favorite food? George Clooney.
  38. Would you rather have true love or win the lotto? Lotto
  39. What is your favorite candy? Milky Way.
  40. Whats your favorite ice cream? I like to mix it up.
  41. Did you finish college? I dropped out 3 days before graduation.
  42. If you got plastic surgery, what would you get done? Finger elongation.
  43. What is your favorite book at the moment? The Devil in the White City
  44. What is your dream job? Concierge, Taco Bell employee, the Verizon guy.
  45. What eye color do you find sexy and irrestible? Vacant and expressionless.