hoping to stay on the tracks
"Man, this water is so good and smooth, it is like God's Saliva."
i was there for this. i swear it happened. the couple realized early on that i was glaring at them because making out on the subway is NOT ACCEPTABLE. but still...it's fucking dasani. seriously. it's not god's saliva...it's processed water by the coca cola bottling company. he must feel like he's in heaven on earth when that bitch goes to the ATL...cripes.
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