Subway Conversations

A young hispanic couple on the 1 train takes a break from making out:

The young man takes a sip of Dasani bottled water.
"Man, this water is so good and smooth, it is like God's Saliva."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i was there for this. i swear it happened. the couple realized early on that i was glaring at them because making out on the subway is NOT ACCEPTABLE. but still...it's fucking dasani. seriously. it's not god's saliva...it's processed water by the coca cola bottling company. he must feel like he's in heaven on earth when that bitch goes to the ATL...cripes.