Modern Day Remake: The Sound of Music

We have come up with a great cast for our Modern Day Remake of the classic musical The Sound of Music that is blurs race, gender, and sexuality.

Captain von Trapp.......................Jodie Foster (in drag, hair slicked back, yet not hiding that she is a woman)
Maria von Trapp.........................Jon Pierce (vocalist from the band Elkland)
Liesl...................................Emma Watson
Friedrich...............................Dakota Fanning
Louisa..................................Raven Simone
Kurt....................................Cole Sprouse
Brigitta................................Dylan Sprouse (both from Disney’s “The Suite Life with Zack and Cody”)
Marta...................................unknown child
Gretl...................................unknown child
Rolfe...................................Claire Danes
The Baroness............................Johnny Depp (in drag and always with a flute of Champagne)
Max Detweiler...........................Natalie Portman (in drag, androgynous hair, trampy)
Mother Abbess...........................Catherine O’Hare
Sister Margaretta.......................Tracy Ullman
Sister Berthe...........................Ryan Philippe
Sister Sophia...........................Jessica Alba
Sister Bernice..........................Paris Hilton

3 comments:

Bewareoftheblog said...

Dakota Fanning should not be allowed to be in anything but a jail cell, but I do like the rest of the cast (especially Foster, who has been playing the same role over and over lately).

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