Subway Conversations

New York City, March 2004: A young woman on the subway was carrying her newly purchased pet rat home, neatly tied up in a shoebox. A man's phone was beeping it's "no signal" message nearby. "Beep-beep" was heard every few seconds on the oddly quiet subway car.

"Sir?" the rat-lady said.
"Yes?" the man was heard responding.
"Is that your phone making that incessant beeping noise?" She said.
"Yes, it is." the man said.
"Could you please turn it off. It is DRIVING US BANANAS!" Rat-Lady yelled as she waved her hands in the air, rat and all.

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